(Source: livingbeard)

My friend just messaged me to tell me some waitress is chatting shit about me and IM SITTING RIGHT BEHIND HER (slowly morphing into a table apparently).

Trust no one.

Amy Poehler  - Butter
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womenspiration:

Amy’s freestyle rap about butter! Hilarious! 

sneakmouse:

follow for more soft white trash

sneakmouse:

follow for more soft white trash

shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken

shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken

Downtown Amsterdam at dusk, Amsterdam, The Netherlands. November 2013

(Source: sherlocks)

daeneryus:

me: [sees a picture of natalie dormer]

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Are there ads on British TV?
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greglestrade:

Yes, but it’s mostly supermarkets talking shit about other supermarkets.

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal